Just say the Lord's Prayer at a meeting... why does that prayer freak them so much?!!!
Or the Monty Python one:
"Oh Lord who are so Huge
So huge we can't see you...etc"
Britty
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there's one sure-fire way to tip off your jw friends and family that you're leaning apostate.... just stop insisting on calling jehovah "jehovah" all the time.
call him "god" more often.
talk about raised eyebrows and mumbled conversations over in the corner!
Just say the Lord's Prayer at a meeting... why does that prayer freak them so much?!!!
Or the Monty Python one:
"Oh Lord who are so Huge
So huge we can't see you...etc"
Britty
"My body is a Temple NOT an Amusement Park"
an honest person desires to know the truth because falsehood works to his injury.
to first gain ones confidence and then to induce that person to believe a false representation which affects his liberty, property or life is a work of fraud upon the person deceived.. the original liar and author of fraud and deception is satan the devil.
he has induced men to publicly teach falsehood which directly affect the liberty, property and life of the people, and thereby millions of sincere and credulous persons have been deceived, defrauded and greatly injured.
Hillary, was the ghost of troubled Joe... hung by his pretty white neck some 18 months ago and did they say there is too much caffine in his blood stream?
Britty ;)
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other than the kingdom songs i`m sure we must have squeezed in some time to listen to the radio between territories and on the way to the mettings.. my musical tastes vary from classical to heavy head banging music,basically i like everything!i love the cult,rush,van halen,boston,etc anything from the 80`s retro era.. but my favourite song would be everything counts by depech mode and she sells sanctuary by the cult!.
beans.
The Beautiful South
The Divine Comedy
The Cure
The Dead Kennedys
Violent Femmes
Robbie Williams
S Club 7
Steps
Hear'say
The Pogues
The Sisters of Mercy
U2
Madonna
Britney Spears
Manic Street Prachers
Skunk Anansie
etc etc etc
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i'm rather long-winded, as well pretentious sounding, but i had to break this tale into two parts in order to tell it....people would get bored otherwise.
(sorry for the blatent rip-off, amazing).
for those of you who don't know, i'm a raised jw, yet not born into it.
*waiting*
Type faster Ashi!!!
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why has the wtbts downgraded us inhabitants of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland to living simply in britain?
apart from being geographically incorrect, its also quite insulting too.
take a look at nicolaous post on the our kingdom ministry thread.
Ummmm Eman.... it's because they are a hipocritical bunch of Fuckwittages!
Britty
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i did not have a boring day and here is why:.
i had sex with someone to become a jw, but the reason why i left the organization is the same reason why i'm in the organization.
now some may be confused by that, but was joseph rutherford really a judge?
Mindchild!!
I just read Fred's post and I CANNOT believe he has covered everything that arose in my day!! Co-inky-dink? I THINK SO!! Wow, blown away!!
Britty xx
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i did not have a boring day and here is why:.
i had sex with someone to become a jw, but the reason why i left the organization is the same reason why i'm in the organization.
now some may be confused by that, but was joseph rutherford really a judge?
Hi all
I did not have a boring day and here is why:
I had sex with someone to become a JW, but the reason why I left the organization is the same reason why I'm in the organization. Now some may be confused by that, but was Joseph Rutherford REALLY a judge? I mean I'm a sweet cat, who met another pedophile the other day (that takes the grand total up to 75) and a drummer who became a JW! I'm gay at times, and then sometimes I'm not gay!! I'm Satan (But only at Halloween), because Jesus Ransom is void! I forgot to change my underwear this morning, so, so and so is dying, but only because I got my foot stuck in someones ass (the Gay thing again). I feel I'm ugly and that God is dead. I know this because elders suck, the bible is a fable and I'm an oxy-moron. How to have sex? I hear you ask, while I piss in my pants!!! I dumped my pretty girl friend for an old hag, but then I dropped my handsome husband for a blue hair short man from the circus!
So that is why my day was NOT boring!!!!
Britty xxx
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im a liceinced electrician now working in wireless communication installations.i love the electrical industry,there is so much to learn and so many different things do work with and technology is always changing.never a boaring day especially when we are working in the office buildings downtown,chicks everywhere!.
beans.
About to be an unemployed student... at 29!! Just resigned from my (VERY well paid) job as a Sales & Marketing Manager to get my teaching degree... am I mad?
Brit
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hi canadians!.
those of you in toronto... wanna meet up with me?
i shall be in to with matt at the end of august for a couple weeks summer holiday!
Oooooops sorry Scully! I meant to say, get some time off... I am going to try get Matt to Ottawa. We have this list going of how many capital cities we have visited and he has not been to Canada before so a trip to Ottawa should hopefully be on the cards. I know we will be in Kingston at some point too!!!
Mouthy. We shall do our bestest to catch up with you! Both Matt and I are HOPELESS at driving on the WRONG side of the road so we will NOT be hiring a car this time!! LOL
Brit xx
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hi canadians!.
those of you in toronto... wanna meet up with me?
i shall be in to with matt at the end of august for a couple weeks summer holiday!
*PERK* EROTICAFEST? Woooooo Hoooo
Here's something to either delight or strike fear into the hearts of Canadians! I LOVE TORONTO (Well Canada period) and this trip I am hoping to woo Matthew away from Blighty and seriously consider moving to TO when I qualify as a teacher... I am sure TO could find space for a teacher and a Doctor? I have traveled all over the world and I have only found ONE place other than Blighty were I would be happy to live and that is Toronto. So watch out!!! I have some REALLY good friends in TO that I met in a hot tub in New York several years ago now... now that is a story! When we meet I shall tell you all about Brit, Michelle and Carl in the hot tub!
Britty xxxxx
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