Heatmiser
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I ran across this website
by Heatmiser inhttp://www.livingforever.info
i briefly went to a couple of pages.
doesn't mention jehgoober in the pages i clicked on, but it is straight wtbts garbage.
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Check out this link
by Heatmiser in.
i don't know if this is real or a joke so i will put it in the humor section.
i am thinking it is a joke but you never know these days.. http://www.dogcondoms.com/
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trapped mice
by Heatmiser inhere is a picture that i took earlier this year.
i had a terrible mouse problem this year for some reason (i think that it was a lot wetter than usual and they came inside).
they must have been racing to get to that peanutbutter.. .
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The Prescription
by Heatmiser inthis gal walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic.
he says, "what do you want with arsenic?
she said "i want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman.
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gene splicing
by Heatmiser in.
q: what do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?.
a: most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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MOVIE: Equilibrium
by Heatmiser inanybody see this movie?
i liked it alot.
the action sequences are pretty cool with a fighting style called gun-kata, kind of a cross between using guns and martial arts.. the plot is a 1984, farehiet 451 type movie.
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little old lady
by Heatmiser indefense attorney: will you please state your age?.
little old lady: i am 86 years old.. defense attorney: will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of april 1st?.
little old lady: there i was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.. defense attorney: did you know him?.