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  14 things to do in walmart!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
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  haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.

  ** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".

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  were #4, #5, #6 and #7 just too damn dirty for our virgin eyes?

  hmmm they arent even in the email that my friend sent to me???? strange

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  Christmas pics!

  by ChimChim in

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  today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.

  anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.

  but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.

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  My cat felt left out of this...he started cryingBooHoo HAHA...

  Thought I would make him happy and put his picture in here.

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  Hello

  by Netty in

  1. jw
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  just wanted to write a post to introduce myself and say hello.

  im new here, although i've read many of the posts here for a few months now.

  i was raised as a jw since i was 4 years old, elders daughter, pioneered the whole bit.

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  Welcome netty!

  Feel free to post your story anytime, even if it is a long story! people will read it I will!

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  I'm going to see the Darkness :)

  by reboot in

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  i'm off to see the best band in a long time on wednesday night.i'm so excited.

  and it's all thanks to simon that i'm going to make it as he's just sorted out my pay pal problems.. thanks simon- you're wonderful-i'll take my camera phone and report back !.

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  never heard of them, but I'm glad that you get this oppotunity

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  14 things to do in walmart!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  haha, i just recieved this email... i thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!.

  ** 14 things to do in a walmart while your wife or significant other is taking their sweet time shopping!

  1. get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.. 2. set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.. 3. make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.. 8. when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?".

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  ChimChim

  haha, I just recieved this email... I thought it was too funny, while you read it just picture yourself doing it!!!

  ** 14 THINGS TO DO IN A WALMART WHILE YOUR WIFE OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IS TAKING THEIR SWEET TIME SHOPPING!**

  1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

  2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

  9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knowswhere the antidepressants are.

  10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

  11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels

  12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

  13.When an anouncement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again

  .....and last but not least,

  14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

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  How I got my name ChimChim Waffle Tush...

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
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  this email was sent to me awhile ago, but i wanted to share this with every one.

  > use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: .

  > a = poopsie .

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  LoL @ everyone! You guys are hilarious... Dont feel bad ChimChim Waffle Tush isnt exactly my idea of a cute name

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  Christmas pics!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
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  today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.

  anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.

  but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.

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  Theres one of just the tree, Sorry it couldnt be a lil closer, my cam doesnt go that far but when I take pics with a real camera I'll scan em and show ya all!

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  Christmas pics!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.

  anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.

  but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.

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  thats awsome thanx Thats me by ther tree and uhm me trying to be as pretty as the tree HAHAH... my hair is messy

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  Christmas Is Really On Its Way!

  by Stephanus in

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  just threw out my first christmas beetle of the season!

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  ChimChim

  At least you don't have to catch a whole bunch of wildlife and eject if, Chim! LOL

  LoL.... Yeah!
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  Christmas pics!

  by ChimChim in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary.

  anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters.

  but we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly no room for the tree, but now there is.

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  ChimChim

  Today me and my mom were cleaning, throwing things away that we didn't need because we have a tenancy to keep things that aren't necessary. Anyways we cleaned every nook, accept we didnt do the dishes and washed the counters. But we finished the living room, switched things around because there was absolutly NO room for the tree, but now there is

  We have the tree up now, mom is putting the lights on it, and when she is done that we're going to put ornaments on it... I want to take a picture of the tree and i will post the picture of it, cuz imma make it extra pretty for everyone.

  But I'm not sure how to post the pictures. I know how to get them in the files just not in here... so if anyone can help me I'll appretiate it bunches

  or i can just get my mom to do it

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