I would do a reality show featuring watchtower bullshit. JW's acting a fool and crazy. The rest of the money Just watching it in my mansion laughing my ass off.
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You have a $100,000,000 budget to do a global campaign against the WTBS worldwide. How would you spend it?
by JWchange inwhat if by inheritance, winning the lottery or any other way, you suddenly got your hands on $150m after tax.
you maybe would spend a third of this giving your extended family financial security for life.
you maybe would buy a boat and a few investment properties.
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No 'Tight Pants' policy is now official - classed as 'disturbing'
by wizzstick inin short:- tight pants is no longer just a am3 hang up (or is that a hang up on the well hung?
)- brothers who have effeminate body language are flagged up- as are sisters with 'masculine' hair styles or dress- such dress is 'disturbing to the congregation'- the above must heed the (repeated) counsel from the elders...or they get stripped of the right to share on the ministry- however...this will not be revealed (announced) to the congregation.
wow.
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How to survive an assembly
by BlackWolf inhey i was just wondering if you guys had any ideas on how to keep my brain occupied while i'm at an assembly tommorow.
maybe besides tallying the number of times they say jehovah and jesus or counting how many people are wearing red.
i want to keep myself from going insane or having some kind of panic attack lol.
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yo just listen more to the bullcrap. Its really funny at times. A real comedy show......... to tell you the truth I listen more than I did as an elder. Some of things they say is laughable. Some stuff not so funny,But You also have to listen to the things NOT said,thats interesting. Lucky for me though our assembly hall is right smack in the middle of a shopping area, one of the largest in N.Y. When I get bored I tell my wife Ill be back and go shopping. When I get back she usually sleeping. That's funny.
peace I DUGOUT
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The Bold face LIE
by dugout inhey yall, this may have been touched on before, but i here a lot about the lies wt has told on this website.
so what are some of the bold outright lies the borg has told, past and present and can you prove it.
for example, at this district assembly they released a video that showed (the trailer) if you married an unbeliever your marriage is not going to work.
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naazirra-Jw's are the happiest people in the World. bold face lie indeed. I'M HAPPY NOW THAT I'M FADED
hey bunny thanx- bald,bold, a lie is a lie. Besides I'm a musician, I improvise a lot, make up my own stuff. It ain't gotta be correct but if it sounds good I'm going with it. Thank u all for expressions. depend on yall
Idugout peace
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The Bold face LIE
by dugout inhey yall, this may have been touched on before, but i here a lot about the lies wt has told on this website.
so what are some of the bold outright lies the borg has told, past and present and can you prove it.
for example, at this district assembly they released a video that showed (the trailer) if you married an unbeliever your marriage is not going to work.
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Hey yall, This may have been touched on before, but I here a lot about the lies WT has told on this website. So what are some of the Bold outright lies the Borg has told, past and present and can you prove it. For example, At this District assembly they released a video that showed (the trailer) if you married an unbeliever your marriage is not going to work. THAT is simply not true, a BOLD FACE LIE. People were clammering to get this video. I told my wife I did not want one. (she scoffed at me) I can name at least three couples that married out the (truth?) and are doing well. Futher How does that make a husband or wife who has an unbelieving mate already feel? I think that is a bold face lie.
yall holla please
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I mean before the this paragraph came up they were all about commenting on how a lion shows no mercy or compassion, emotion for its prey. Then turn the page and we have a lion cracking up. WTF is going on. oh the Lion has jokes. -
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NO NO he's looking at the latest R-rated comedy that came on netflex or something.Whats next a break dancing Angel?
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Looking Back In Retrospect To 1975...
by titch ingreetings, folks: so, it's been 40 years since 1975. and, if you were actively involved with the witnesses back then, the mindset of many was, that by early autumn of 1975, it would mark the anniversary of 6000 years of human existence.
and, the hope was then, that it would mark the start of the 1000-year of christ, from the heavenly realm.
but, looking back now, 40 years ago, in june of 1975, only 3 more months remained until early autumn.
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Armeggedon did come it was invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at that time I was a19yr old MS chasing these beautiful horney or should I say those wanting to get married sisters. 1975 I was having a ball. It Flew right over my head. In fact 1976 was my best year. dating three sisters at one time. I remember being over this one sister(regular pioneer) place. We were making out hot, WHEN two of her pioneer partners stopped by, they knew she was home cause they had just talked to her on the phone. Told her don't even answer the door. She panicked. straighted up real fast answerd the door, but forgot to comb her hair. These sisters were staring at her hair the whole time in disbelief, then glance over at me.( A MS and regular pioneer) We laugh about that even today when I see her. Guess what she still pioneering!! -
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Were you 'alive in '75' and how was that year for you?
by punkofnice ini was a junior borgite in 1975. i remeber looking at the calendar at work in october and thinking: 'armageddon isn't here yet.....and it doesn't feel like it will be here anytime soon either!'.
i was surprised that jehovah hadn't obeyed the superior command to bring the big 'a' as instructed to him by fred franz.
how dare god disobey the jw leader!!!!!.
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What?????????? Armageddon did come in 1975 it was just invisible!!!!!!!!!!!! I was a 19yr MS chasing them horny or should I say them wanting to get married sisters. Man I had a ball in 1975. It flew right over my head. 1976 was my favorite year. Was dating three sisters at one time. One pioneer sister, she was the horniest of them all. She had her own place. I was there at least twice a week. One day we were making out hot, when two of her pioneer partners stopped by. Told her not to answer the door. but they knew she was there, Tried to straighten up real quick. But forgot to straighten out her hair, it was all over the place. They were staring at her in disbelief the hold time. We laugh about that when I see her today. guess what she still pioneering