Reasons You Shouldn't Go To Meetings

by minimus 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    Let's give some good reasons why meetings suck.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    I would not want to mislead any one there.

    They might think I was thinking about coming back

  • damselfly
    damselfly

    Having to wear shoes.

    Panty hose.

    No time for homework.

    Getting in trouble for not paying attention.

    Repetion ad nauseum.

    Dams

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Hi Minimus

    You have not been here, or, .. was that me.

  • GoingGoingGone
    GoingGoingGone

    Gas costs too much to waste driving to meetings.

    GGG

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    The canned music.

    At my church we have live music before and after every sermon. Good good music, professionally done and beautifully played. So much more soul inspiring than the drivel they call music at the hall.

    Josie

  • Qcmbr
    Qcmbr

    I really hate the pantyhose too

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Uncomfortable, cheap seats. Pukey colour schemes. Constant repetition. Grinning idiots.....

  • Apostanator
    Apostanator

    You shouldn't go if you want to grow a beard, Although an Elder told me one that it was ok for the black brothers to grow one because their hair folicles are different and they get ingrown hairs often.

  • minimus
    minimus

    I'm here---not there.

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