by ButtLight 53 Replies latest social humour
I would give anything if they would show up at my door, it would make my day. I need to put a sign up that says "Jehovah's Witnesses welcome"
I could argue on and on with them, or I could try the sly approach and feign ingnorance to their beliefs. There's so many possibilities, so few witnesses-LOL
It would read............................
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You have the "WORD"
But I have the "Dog"
( and he HATES the sound of the doorbell ! )
Distributed by the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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Hot damn...................I just made Jedi.
You are very welcome here provided you keep an OPEN mind
sorry new at this and couldn't get my photo to post earlier...
nerofiddle
That's excellent!! I hope you don't mind that I saved it.
My sign would say "ATTN: Jehovah's Witnesses: Before you knock on this door, be sure you've answered the "knocking" on your own (heart). We answered the "knock". Now this is a Christ honoring household. Knocking indicates to me that you want to know Him too".
Thanks Scully, you are more than welcome to copy it and so can anyone else as long as it's for private use or if it's used on this site I'm credited.
I WOULD GET THE LARGEST FONT POSSIBLE THAT SIMPLY SAID "GO AWAY"
I like to put this sign up on my door....
No Thanks, I'm in the Jehovahs Witness Protection Progam
