Name "Statistics" the Watchtower should give on their annual report

by JH 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH
    JH

    Once a year, the Watchtower society publishes a book with all the statistics they feel necessary to print and show the world, like the total number of hours spent in the field service and how many bible studies there were.

    To be perfectly honest, what other statistic should they also include to give a more realistic picture of what's going on in that organization?

  • JH
    JH

    There should be a column for all the divorces the JW Organization caused

  • vitty
    vitty

    How many are "inactive" in a congregation. So out of say 70 pubs how many dont turn in there time.

    Throughout the world that got to be a lot, how discouraging that would be

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Number of Worthless - Non-Witnessing - Hours in the field service.

    The average morning in service at some halls consists of 6 people cramming into the mini-van, driving 70 miles all over the territory, making an occasional stop to deliver mags to someone, and a coffee break squeezed in.

    Total hours 6 x 3 = 18 hours for the group

    Total actual time spent witnessing = 15 minutes?

    Actually realizing the facts on this = Priceless

    Jeff

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    The Average Number of Doors each publisher "really" knocks on per Hour.

    Rub a Dub

  • Krystal
    Krystal

    How many people are disfellowshipped a year?

    How many people are emotionally scarred each year by the disfellowshipping arrangement?

  • Scully
    Scully

    Number of people disfellowshipped, according to category of "sin". For example,

    • Immorality: Total ____________
      • Fornication
      • Adultery
      • Homosexuality
      • Loose Conduct
      • Persons who are not married to each other spending time (especially overnight) with member of opposite sex (unchaperoned)
    • Greed: Total ____________
      • Drunkenness
      • Drug Abuse
      • Gluttony
      • Embezzlement
      • Theft/Misappropriation of resources
    • Idolatry: Total ____________
      • Using a Ouija board (practicing demonism)
      • Reading Horoscope (practicing demonism)
      • Going to Fortune Teller or Spirit Medium (practicing demonism)
      • Smoking (also a form of drug abuse and demonism)
      • Singing National Anthem
      • Reciting Pledge of Allegiance
      • Saluting the Flag
      • Observing False Religious Celebrations
        • Christmas
        • Easter
        • New Years
        • Birthday
        • Thanksgiving
        • Using a Pinata
        • Other False Religious Celebrations
      • Joining or Supporting a False Religious Organization or a Secular Organization Whose Goals Conflict with WTS
        • Catholic Church
        • Protestant Church
        • Pentecostal Church
        • Baptist Church
        • Jewish Synagogue
        • Islamic Mosque
        • Any other church
        • Practicing Witchcraft (or Wicca)
        • Doing Yoga or Martial Arts
        • YMCA
        • United Way
        • Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts
        • Military Organization
          • Army
          • Navy
          • Marines
    • Bringing Reproach on Jehovah, Total: _________________
      • Dress and Grooming Unbecoming a Witness of Jehovah
        • Goth
        • Punk
        • Slutty
        • Sexy
        • Revealing
        • See-Through
        • Form-Fitting
        • Wearing a Beard, especially a goatee (Males only)
        • Hair too long (Males)
        • Hair too short (Females)
        • Wearing a thong (Females)
        • Wearing Pants or Pantsuits to KH or Circuit Assembly or District Assembly or in the Door-to-Door Ministry, inclement weather notwithstanding (Females only)
        • Wearing Sandals or Flip Flops to Theocratic Functions or in the Door-to-Door Ministry (Flip Flops are for the Exclusive Use of the Governing Body/Faithful and Discreet Slaveā„¢)
        • Wearing Sports Shoes (sneakers) on platform or in the Door-to-Door Ministry
        • Owning a Two Door Vehicle, Particularly a Sports Car
        • Other
      • Going to a Counsellor, Therapist, Psychologist or Psychiatrist and disclosing anything negative about JWs and/or WTS
      • Warning Others about Known or Suspected Pedophile in Congregation
      • Picketing a Kingdom Hall or Distributing Derogatory Published Material about JWs
      • Publicly speaking about JWs to the Press without prior coaching authorization from WTS
      • Taking a blood transfusion or other non-approved blood product, or authorizing same for spouse or dependent child
      • Eating Processed Meat (ie, Bologna, Hot Dogs, Sausages, etc) Containing Animal By-Products (Possibly Contain Blood) [NOTE: Bologna is not to be confused with Baloney, which is our specialty]
  • roybatty
    roybatty
    To be perfectly honest, what other statistic should they also include to give a more realistic picture of what's going on in that organization?

    How many bapatized for that particular year weren't raised JWs.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free
    Wearing a thong (Females)

    So it's ok for male JWs to wear thongs???

    W

  • sir82
    sir82
  • Wearing a Beard, especially a goatee (Males only)
  • ROFLOL!

    Certain sisters of my acquaintance will be glad to know this does not apply to them!

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