Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then
installed undesirable programs such as: NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and
NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, it simply crashes the
system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "G :/ I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
supported application and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn
new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software
to improve memory and performance. I
personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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