Date rape drug warning

by ballistic 19 Replies latest social humour

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Important Notice

    Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when accepting a drink offer from a girl.

    There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it appears in liquid form. The drug is being used by female sexual predators at parties to persuade male victims to have sex with them.

    "Beer" is available virtually anywhere. All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against such attacks.

    After several "beers" men will often succumb to performing sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to.

    Men often wake up after having "beer" with only hazy memories of what happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be conned into a familiar scam known as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and they have already been sexually attacked.

    However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open manner with a bunch of similarly affected guys. For your nearest support group just look up 'Pubs' in the yello pages.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    I am shocked... SHOCKED!

    How long has this insidious practice been going on?

  • talesin
    talesin

    soooo, Ballistic, did you have a good time last night, or do you have "only hazy memories"?

    Enquiring minds want to know.

    t

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    finally! i know how i can get laid! now..do i splurge for good beer or just buy generic?

  • ballistic
    ballistic
    soooo, Ballistic, did you have a good time last night, or do you have "only hazy memories"?



    well... I do only have hazy memories from last night, but I don't think there were any women involved, no... I remember now, me and my friends found somewhere we could procure this "beer" and decided to drink as much as we could - in the name of science.

    I do have a date for tomorrow though if you're wondering.

  • talesin
    talesin
    I do have a date for tomorrow though if you're wondering.

    eggsss-cellent!

    (and I do a good 'monty burns' hehehe)

    tal

  • tijkmo
  • jeeprube
    jeeprube

    Ahhhh, an English Pub! That's what's wrong with America, we have no Pubs!

    Just stinkin Bars. And NO Cider on tap......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • talesin
    talesin

    Okay, here is the secret that all wymminz know ... don't tell anyone I told you ...

    If you KNOW the womyn has evil intent, and is only feeding you beer so she can use you for sexual gratification, just let her buy enough beer that you have a good buzz on, then ditch her at the end of the evening. Teach her that you can niether be bought nor coerced!tal

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    I never had to use beer, all I had to do was walk into a room and the guys fell all over themselves begging for it. *Evil Laughter*

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