My husband's at it again. Last night's gem:
I lost my inertia.
GentlyFeral
Thoughts while smoking
by GentlyFeral 59 Replies latest members private
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Sunnygal41
Hey, GF, here's a good one, maybe you've heard it before: My Karma ran over your Dogma!
Terri of the enjoys smokin' a bowl now and then class
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LittleToe
Bl**dy know-nothing bogarting exJWs!!!
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ballistic
Have you ever wondered why there's only one monopolies comission?
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tetrapod.sapien
Why do we speak of "getting it on" when talking about the process of getting off?
because, for a man, something does "get on it". and you know what they say, it's man's world.
Have you ever wandered in a metaphorical metaforest? Wouldn't you love to explore any kind of metaforest?
all non-existent forests, and plains and deserts are metaforests. a forest about a forest.
Have you ever coined a counterfeit phrase?
yes: "under the tongue of a dream."
What's that shiny thing? No, not that one.
your mother's pearl between my gold teeth.
ts
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DigitalFokus
Why do we drive on Parkways and park in Driveways?
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DigitalFokus
Why is there Brail on drive through ATMs?
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Sunnygal41
The hardest I ever laughed at something Gallagher said was when he made the comment about JW's: "they ought to get the JW's to deliver the mail, cuz their always at your door anyways!"
Terri of the "I was a Dub but still had a sense of humor class"
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Sunnygal41
and you know what they say, it's man's world.
Hahahaha...........little do you know that we women have our OWN world...........it's full of fat sassy happy women..............no guys allowed!
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GentlyFeral
Hubby's at it again. Today's gem:
It's not that the world is so bad; it's just not my kind of stupid.
gently feral