Thoughts while smoking

by GentlyFeral 59 Replies latest members private

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420

    Why to the left?

    Ummmmmwell...only because whoever sits is in the middle keeps double tokin' ...and sometimes that ain't me...

    No I'm not a leftie,......so....i supose we will can ......puff puff pass to the right..... just keep it moving.

    Lisa

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    I find it interesting how time zones interact on a "worldwide" message board. For instance, it is morning here and I find it hard to think about drinking or smoking dope. And yet, I'm aware I've been accused of posting after a few drinks, and that happens when the U.S. gang are getting home from work and finishing dinner, and I'm just getting in from the pub. I guess that accounts for the constant mixture of fluff and serious posts. I wonder what the experience of the Ozzies' is?

  • talesin
    talesin
    puff puff pass

    Ah, the international language,,,

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    Ozzie experience is weird. It's nearly 1:00am and I am watching cricket after farewelling my girlfriend(she has a child to get home to her bed). You guys are all full o'beans while I'm ready for the sack...Goodnight

    No smoko required either

  • Terry
    Terry

    One can't get off unless one gets on first; it is illogical.

    Terry

  • talesin
    talesin

    Terry, don't be such a wet blanket. No one on this thread has said that. sheesh!

  • Terry
    Terry
    gently feral: Why do we speak of "getting it on" when talking about the process of getting off?

    Terry's quip:

    You can't get off without getting on first; it isn't logical.

    Talesin:

    Terry, don't be such a wet blanket; No one on this thread has said that.; sheesh!

    My response:

    HUH?

    T.

  • AllAlongTheWatchtower
    AllAlongTheWatchtower

    GentlyFeral, I think you would love Gallagher if you don't already know who he is. He's a comedian who loves to poke fun at the english langauge, and ends his show by smashing a watermelon. Here's some examples of his routine:

    "Why do we park on driveways, and drive on parkways?"

    "Pro is the opposite of con, so what is the opposite of progress?"

    "When you're building something, its not done. So why aren't things that are finished called builts, instead of buildings?"

  • GentlyFeral
    GentlyFeral

    My husband thought of this last night:

    Does marijuana make you more aware that you're suggestible?

    Please help me, somebody. He'll tie an idea in a knot, and then tie a knot in that. ;)

    gentlyferal

  • wombat
    wombat

    Sonnyboy...

    "Have you ever really looked at the meat in a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? I stared the greasy innards after taking a bite for about 10 minutes before throwing it out the window. Damn the munchies, that sh!t looked disgusting"

    Eating Maccas is like masturbating...It seems like a good idea at the time but afterwards you are disgusted with yourself and swear that you'll never do it again.

    Yeah...the time difference is annoying. The Brits start stirring late evening but the Yanks don't appear until the wee hours of the morning. Can't you all convert to Australian time??

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