What Are Things JWs CAN'T Do?

by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    What Are Things JWs CAN'T Do?

    Worship Jesus

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    Wear ankle bracelets

    Have bed head hair HL

  • minimus
    minimus

    Can't stay home on weekends. Can't stay home on Tuesday and Thursday nights.

  • XBEHERE
    XBEHERE

    Can't think for themselves.

  • Mary
    Mary
    Minimus said: You can't have telephone sex.

    How d'you know that?? Did the elder catch ya?

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    you cant do natural things.. like yell a cuss word when you stub your toe!

  • talesin
    talesin

    Nothing.

    It is up to each one's individual conscience!

    ( excuse me while I go eat the above vomit that my mother keeps serving up to me )

    tal

  • minimus
    minimus

    Mary----there's a whole thread on telephone sex directly from the Society website. Besides, I hate getting caught.

  • trevor
    trevor

    Sing in tune

  • undercover
    undercover
    You can't have telephone sex.

    How do you have sex with a telephone anyway? The holes are way too small...unless you're mini...

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