Hillary Clinton Endorses KFC

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Kentucky Fried Chicken announced today that they have joined forces with the New York Senator to market a "Hillary Clinton Bucket".
It includes: two small breasts, two large thighs, and one left wing.
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Not to be outdone, Taco Bell has announced a new line of Presidential Burritos. The top of the line George W. burrito comes in an attractive half sized shell. The toppings are considerably conservative however, limited to plain sour cream and tomatoes, and stuffed full of cow-shit.
Those with a larger appetite can select the Cheney special. It comes in a double sized shell, smothered with sour cream, nacho cheese sauce, fried bacon and onions, two scoops of chicken grease, tomatoes, olives, and green onions. In keeping with the Presidential theme, it too is stuffed full of cow-shit.
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fried bacon and onions, two scoops of chicken grease

LOL! Mmmmm.............grease.
Although I don't think they'd ever endorse something as phallic as a buritto.
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as phallic as a buritto

I'll never look at a burrito the same way...
and I'll never get it with sour cream...the visual is horrid...
But I still like "taco's"...with quacamole...
u/d(of the never mix food and politics...class)