QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST JOKE OF 2005!

startingover

A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that!"
The first guy asked, "Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy responded, "No, I'm an asshole."
kls

I will admit ,that was pretty good,,,lol
Legolas

lol
BrendaCloutier

Really, that was funny - it caught me off-guard!
kls

it caught me off-guard!
What a surprise Brenda Kidding ,,,,put that rock down
candidlynuts

lmao good one..
delilah

hee hee hee....good one.....
Frannie Banannie

Oh, I dunno, SO. I think the one where the nurse went to the bank and pulled out a rectal thermometer to endorse a check and then began wondering where she'd left her pen was pretty good.
Frannie
kls

LOL,Frannie .
ballistic

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Stevie Wonder's Speed Boat