You might be a JW if you think Armageddon is just around the corner...no wait, THIS corner....oh sorry, it's really THAT corner...see that corner over there...Armageddon is just around THAT one...
jeff foxworthy tribute: you might be a jehovahs witness if.....
by kid-A 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Eyebrow2
If you blot your pork chops constantly with a paper towel to get any sacred blood out while cooling it to a very dry piece of cardboard...you might be a JW
If you won't cook that egg until you get that miniscule speck that just might be a teeny speck of blood, and will throw it away if you cannot get it out..you might be a JW.
If you feel guilty after having oral sex with your HUSBAND, or for asking and receiving sex from your WIFE more than 2 times per month...you might be a JW.
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sonnyboy
If you consider riding alone in the car with a married woman adultery, you might be a Jehovah's Witness.
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kid-A
If you have ever heard SMURFS talking to you and running up your curtains....you may be a JW...
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