jeff foxworthy tribute: you might be a jehovahs witness if.....

by kid-A 13 Replies latest jw friends

  • Wolfgirl

    You might be a JW if you think Armageddon is just around the wait, THIS corner....oh sorry, it's really THAT corner...see that corner over there...Armageddon is just around THAT one...

  • Eyebrow2

    If you blot your pork chops constantly with a paper towel to get any sacred blood out while cooling it to a very dry piece of might be a JW

    If you won't cook that egg until you get that miniscule speck that just might be a teeny speck of blood, and will throw it away if you cannot get it might be a JW.

    If you feel guilty after having oral sex with your HUSBAND, or for asking and receiving sex from your WIFE more than 2 times per might be a JW.

  • sonnyboy

    If you consider riding alone in the car with a married woman adultery, you might be a Jehovah's Witness.

  • kid-A

    If you have ever heard SMURFS talking to you and running up your may be a JW...

    hey Tetra, whats up!?

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