Can't get Dissfellowshiped

NaughyBoy

Hi All,

No matter what I do I just can't seem to get disfellowshiped. I havn't been to a meeting since 1994 and have been caught many times smoking, drinking, doing drugs (silly I know) , fornicating (lesbian threesome with 2 JW girls and my lucky self), swearing and sharing my outspoken apostacy with any JW that dares listen.

It's not like the Elders are slack. A married JW in the same Cong got DFd when she spent the night with another man even though she didn't have any kind of sexual encounter with him - she got booted for being an almost adulteress!!!

What have I got to do to get the boot? I even have many JWs (including Elders) speak to me with great respect and fondness when I bump into them!!!

Maybe they actualy admire me for not believing the WTS dogma.

Maybe I'm a religious mystery? HeHe!!!

Suggestions PLZ.

CordeDeVelour

Hm, a question comes to mind...Why do you care to know if they will disfellowship you or not? You haven't been to a meeting in years. it looks like you have minimal contact with them. Were you baptised?

peterstride

This doesn't sound right....hmmm....

Peter

larc

Naughty Boy,

This is a joke right? If not, just post your name and address and we will check with the local elders for you.

peterstride

Damn, Larc...I like your response a lot better than mine above!

Peter

outcast

Naughty boy,

Are you related to any of the Governing body?
That might be the answer.

outcast

I'm sorry, it's Naughyboy, you can't spell, so you are definately related to one of the GB.

NaughyBoy

Hm, a question comes to mind...Why do you care to know if they will disfellowship you or not?

I like evading thier detection. I like my 'untouchable' status it makes a mockery of it...tee hee.

You haven't been to a meeting in years. it looks like you have minimal contact with them.

Only when our paths cross.

Were you baptised?

Oh yes, very much so.

NaughyBoy

This doesn't sound right....hmmm....

It sounds most irregular...

NaughyBoy

This is a joke right? If not, just post your name and address and we will check with the local elders for you.

No need to check, I know I'm not DFd - I'd be the object of thier wide shun but they always talk to me.

Now why would I do that? As if I would post my details on the WWW!!!

R U a JW Larc?

Can't get Dissfellowshiped

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