!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drag Queen visits a Kingdom Hall
by Nick 33 Replies latest social humour
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Thegoodgirl
OH MY GOD! Boy, you are so crazy, that was so funny.
And Brenda, me too! I felt like I was at the door and some crazy woman was talking to me and all I can do is stand there and be polite.
Goodgirl
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delilah
Welcome Nick........................that was WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!!! LMAO .....
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Nick
Hey, Elsewhere, thanks for posting the link. For some people, a little bit of Betty goes a long way. But I think she's a gas.
There was actually a psuedo/sister in one of the congregations I went to that could have been Betty's twin. She used to buy jugs of red wine and smoke cigarettes in her house. She also applied the red lipstick from her chin to her nostrils. The elders just looked the other way -- 'cause they knew she was insane (or, as rumor had it, demonized!).
And hello everyone! Thanks for sharing. I. feel. so. loved.
Nick
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heathen
There was actually a psuedo/sister in one of the congregations I went to that could have been Betty's twin.
Yah I think every hall had one of those .LMAO
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lonelysheep
LMAO!!!!!! That was funny.
"...wake you up on saturday mornings bringing you their magazine called Awake, AWAKE!!!!!!"
LOL!
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GetBusyLiving
lmfao.. classic, Nick! Welcome to the board.
GBL
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Big Dog
I met her in a Kingdom Hall down in old soho
Where you drink kool-aid and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me far a book study
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m a dub but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank kool-aid and studied the Watchtower all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you baptize me
Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away
I walked from door to door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I left for Bethel just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man
Well I’m not the world’s most spiritual man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola(with all apologies to Ray and Dave Davies)
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Nick
Clever, Big Dog, I'm sure it's autobiographical, right?
Too bad we couldn't hear it with some music. Then we could get our Kinks out!
Nick
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Big Dog
Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.
Went from door to door across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
Candy came from out on the Island
In the Kingdom Hall backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
And the Pioneer girls go
doo do doo do doo do do doo
Little Joe Rutherford never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A prophecy here and a prophecy there
New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
I said, Hey Joe Rutherford
Take a walk on the Watchtower sideFreddy Franz came and told them to hit the streets
Lookin' for souls to save and a place to meet
Went to Bethel
You should've seen 'em go go go
They said, Hey sugar
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
I Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
All right, huh
Teddy J is just speeding away
Thought he was Jesus Christ for a day
Then I guess he had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, Hey babe,
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
I said, Hey honey,
Take a walk on the Watchtower side
And the Pioneer girls say,
doo do doo do doo do do dooOkay, I promise I'll stop, but I just couldn't resist. (With all apologies to Lou Reed)