Man forgets wife at gas station

by Elsewhere 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    "A Macedonian man left his wife at an Italian service station and only realized he had driven off without her six hours later"

    You'd think he AT LEAST notice how much quieter the car was without the incessant "You're driving too fast!" and "Look out for that truck!" and "You're tailgating!" and "Your exit is coming up!" comments from the passenger seat.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    You'd think he AT LEAST notice how much quieter the car was without the incessant "You're driving too fast!" and "Look out for that truck!" and "You're tailgating!" and "Your exit is coming up!" comments from the passenger seat.

    Well, Dan this guy may not be considerate of his wife's presence in his car, but he might be a very considerate driver who doesn't need back seat driving.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    You'd think he AT LEAST notice how much quieter the car was

    This reminds me of a little joke:

    Q: What is the best thing about oral sex?

    A: Ten minutes of silence.

    *** Runs for cover ***

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    Q: What is the best thing about oral sex?

    A: Ten minutes of silence.

    Yeah, we women love it when you guys are silent for ten minutes.

    Seriously though, since when is oral sex silent?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    Seriously though, since when is oral sex silent?

    Hmmm... good point!

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