Jehovah's Witnesses: The Only People On Earth Who....

by Honesty 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    They hide sex offenders like Jesus did

    steve

  • CinemaBlend
    CinemaBlend

    They have love among themselves...

    As long as it is convenient and someone is looking.

  • stevenyc
    stevenyc

    They allow their kids to die so as not to offend the new Jewish recruits like Jesus did.

    steve

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    ...have no IQ whatsoever.

    W

  • Sara Annie
    Sara Annie

    They refuse blood transfusions--Jesus never had one, why should they?

  • Mary
    Mary

    ....bind heavy loads upon the shoulders of the rank and file just like Jesus said to do....

    ....demand that you report how many hours you spent preaching just like Jesus did....

  • jaffacake
    jaffacake

    They love their enemies...

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    ...say the name jehovah in their prayers just like jesus did in his model prayer at matthew 6:9 (or is it 9:6???)

    ...die on a stake like jesus did?

    bethel minute

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    They hate smurfs like Jesus did.

    GBL

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    they wear neck ties, suits and carry bookbags like Jesus did

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