WATCH WHAT YOU SAY AROUND THE KIDS!

by Mecurious? 15 Replies latest social humour

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    It was Lil Johnny's first day back to school. In English class, the
    teacher, wanting the children to learn to use words in sentences as
    well

    as spell them, asked the class "who can give me a sentence using the
    word "hotel." Little Johnny, wanting to show the class how smart he
    was,

    jumped up and said "I will teacher, I will, please let me." The
    teacher

    sighing, said "okay Johnny, give us a sentence using the word "hotel."

    Little Johnny runs to the front of the class with a proud look on his
    face and says "my momma says she ain't gonna never tell her friend,
    Sharon anything else, 'cause that hotel everything she knows."

    The teacher fainted.

    M'

  • kls
    kls
    'cause that hotel everything she knows."

    Things were going good till i read this part ? Is there a word missing or parts of my brain ?

  • Mecurious?
    Mecurious?

    Hoe (whore) tell everything she knows. Not quite Ebonics though, but close. Get it?

    M'

  • gespro
    gespro

    KLS says

    Is there a word missing or parts of my brain ?

    You know there is a delicacy in Asia involving live monkey brains...

    teehee

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    How do you tell the difference between live monkey brains and dead monkey brains?

    S

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    How do you tell the difference between live monkey brains and dead monkey brains?

    The live monkey brains are still in the head.

  • kls
    kls

    Now where did i leave that HUGE poo pile with all them yucky flies

    I don't call you all poopheads for nuttin

  • gespro
    gespro

    I hate explaining this and I know it's gross so, for the squeamish, stop reading now...

    PS. I lurve KLS

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    The top part of the skull is removed, exposing the brain. The monkey is under the table and the head is put through a hole in the table so you only see the brain. Grab a pair of chopsticks and have your favorite sauces ready. Bon apetit!

  • kls
    kls

    Need i say more

  • gespro
    gespro

    I loves me some fried monkey meat....

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