I object. Where is the Houston Barbie? And I want to see a Permian Basin/Oilfield Barbie.
If there was a Permian Basin Barbie, she'd have skin so dry that her feet crack open and bleed on her panty hose. She wears western shirts, jeans with long horn steer "embroidreed" on her back pockets. She wears western boots and boot skoots to Brookes and Dunne. She does barrel racing at the rodeo and sometimes risks it all by running barefoot, which is dangerous in West Texas because of the sand burrs. She comes with miniature sand burrs and a bottle of rose water and glycerin(to combat dry skin due to low humidity.)
Ken is an oilfield roustabout. He played "'ball"(football) for the Andrews Mustangs. He thought he was quite the stud being paraded around in that Silver Eagle bus, bought especially to cart the "ball" team around town and to the games. He and his buddies once beat the hell out of another "ball player"( putting him in the hospital), but got away with it when the district attorney said, "Ken? Doesn't he play "ball?"