Yall got any more? These are the top 17 bumper
stickers that everyone wants to see...
| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. |
| Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings," |
| The proctologist called ... they found your head. |
| Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film. |
| Save your breath..You'll need it to blow up your date. |
| Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted . |
| I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. |
| WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. |
| Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. |
| Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me," |
| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. |
| Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. |
| If you can read this..I can slam on my brakes and sue you. |
| Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. |
| Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. |
| Hang up and drive!! |
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
| Welcome to America ... now speak English |
Wisdom is knowin' when not to let yer alligator mouth overload yer humminbird behind.....