I just wanted to vomit when i would attend a jw gathering (why can't they just say party?) and they made a big deal about praying over the food. I just wanted to say my own quick prayer and get on with it.
"Thank you Jah for having this wonderful occassion of getting together with our dear brothers and sisters.... thankyou for the fine wholesome association.....may we keep in mind your righteous standards and not do anything to bring reproach and shame to your name and blah blah blah may we edify ourselves with this wonderfully prepared food to nourish our bodies and blah blah blah"