Theocratic coloring book for children

by unbeliever 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • unbeliever

    Would you want your children coloring some of these pictures? If you want to see a larger version go to the website above and click on the pictures. Also reading her opening paragraph. The witnesses are complaining about the wrong damn thing.

    Abraham offering Isaac


    Jesus on the stake


    Stephen being stoned


    Jezebel being thrown from the window


  • luna2

    Nice...not much effort made to use pictures truly appropriate for kids.

    "Hey, Mommy, I want to color the elder!" or "Can I do the murder picture?" (stoning of Stephen). "Look, Daddy, I did the sick, dying, old man...what's his name? Job?"

    I especially like No.79 (Ezra)...there's nothing to color except his face. No.32, Adam and Eve, is cool too. They look like country singers. LOL

  • misguided
    " I hate depriving children of these wholesome pictures because of the ads."

    I take pride in DEPRIVING my children of these WHOLESOME pictures!

    "Prepared For Burial" - very nice name for a colouring picture for children.

  • Gill

    What's with the fear of naming Jesus and calling him 'Him'? Pictures 96 and 97.

    Why have the WTBTS not shut this site down for profitering from their pictures. They could seriously sue the ass of this person!

  • sweet tee
    sweet tee

    My kids prefer 'scooby doo' and 'power puff girls' coloring books respectively

  • kgfreeperson

    Hmmm. Those pictures seem to have been removed. See, JWD does have an upbuilding influence!

  • La Capra
    La Capra

    I wonder if Margaret Keane knows she jacked her (I'm sure it's copyrighted) paradise picture for the cover

  • unbeliever
    I wonder if Margaret Keane knows she jacked her (I'm sure it's copyrighted) paradise picture for the cover

    LOL! Witnesses get so testy when that happens to them.

  • Frog

    Seriously though guys, how much did the 'my book of bible stories' mess with you head as a youngster?? It wasn't till a few years ago that I realised just how much so. Seriously though, because they're animated, but close to lifelike those pictures burned permanently into your psyche from the moment your parents started reading them to you at your bedside as a youngster. When I think back to particular "bible stories" I automatically assimilate to those jw 'artists impressions', same goes of course for 'armageddon' portrayals. Gees we were indoctrinated weren't we?? frog

  • JW83

    Some of those pictures are awful - I can't get the image of Abraham offering Isaac up out of my head, & I'm 28!!! I loved the one of the 'sick world' - how can it get any sicker than the murder & sex (not to mention the field service!) depicted?!! Plus most of them are blatant ripoffs from the WTS. Dumb!

  • Euphemism

    Gotta love 61, "Disobedient Son"... hey kiddo, if you were disobedient in ancient Israel, you could be stoned!

  • Frog

    lol Euphemism...that was a classic line of all dub-dads. My elder uncles was the she-bears (spelling??) one, he was of course very baulding;)

  • sonnyboy

    How about the one of butt-naked Job writhing in pain? What a pleasant childhood memory that would make.

  • Eyebrow2

    Besides the Keane pictures, it looks like the rest are right out of the Great Teacher book. I am surprised the site hasn't been shut down for copywrite violation by the goons in Brooklyn.

    The Keane pictures are interesting....I knew a witness that said she was her mother. Her maiden matched and everything..I never had any reason to not believe her...but you never know.

  • Dragonlady76

    I don't have a problem with a coloring book to keep kids busy during meetings however......some of those pictures are totally inappropriate for children, the Abraham picture offering his son Issac is in just awful! I really don't like the picture of Samson & Delilah together it' comes off as very sexual and it's not age appropriate, especially considering the JW veiws on sex. No wonder we all grew up, so screwed up.


  • Jankyn

    A bunch are from the old Paradise book, too. I remember that SO well. Still have nightmares about some of those pics--Jezebel out the window (in the opposite corner of the page, there's a pic of Jehu waiting for her, surrounded by his dogs, who are going to lick her blood from the stones). Then there's the Armageddon pics--not part of her "coloring book" selection--that show little children, tricycles, and puppy dogs being destroyed.

    Yeah, that's a great way to raise kids.


  • RichieRich
    If anyone wants a CD burned of them I can mail them out to you for what it costs me to make them and mail them.

    Why don't you send me a free one? I'm spiritually weak...

  • luna2

    Hey, Richie, I think you should print out a stack of these to take to the DA. You could color in between setting off stink bombs and depositing bogus checks in the contribution boxes. LOL

  • Why Georgia
    Why Georgia I know the next piece of junk my mother in law with try to give my sons.

    These pictures are so sad and disgustingly inappropriate for children!


  • RichieRich

    Remember I have a young impressionable mind... I might just do it...

    Plus, I can't stay in the lines worth a damn...

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