Oh no! Janine Turner is the new Herpes Chick!

by Elsewhere 26 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Oh gawd... I wish this thread would just die.

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar
    Oh gawd... I wish this thread would just die.

    Why would you want that, dear?

  • sonnyboy
    sonnyboy

    I always wondered if the Valtrex herpes chick and the yeast infection girl get recognized on the street.

  • RevFrank
    RevFrank

    and I thought this was a simple, yet straight shooters for JWs ex-JWs, those who are thinking and not media idiots.

    Turner has had chronic dry eye most of her life. Plus a few other illness.

    Herpes? Come on.....

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    We've got so many danged pharmaceuticals advertising their pills all over the tube (half the time not saying what the pills are for), I don't have a clue what most of them are for....well, except for Viagra and Enzyte, of course.

    Restasis, Flonase, Crestor, Pravachol, Lamisil, Nexium, Leptoprin, Altovis, Levitra, Celebrex, Prilosec, Vioxx, Zantac, Plavix, Effexor, Allegra, Zocor, Zyrtec, Remicade, Prempro, Wellbutrin, Xanax, Prevacid, it all just runs together after a while....

    At least we don't have the Crazy Frog ads over here in the States! :)))

  • Leolaia
    Leolaia

    Like, for instance, I don't know what most of those pills do, but I do know that Captain Picard is Crestor, Smiling Bob is Enzyte, Bob Dole is Viagra, Janine Turner is Restasis, Nexium is a "purple pill", Celebrex wants you to "Celebrate!", Cialis has those four-hour erections, etc.

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Hey else, you got a perfectly good excuse. You were distracted by, ahem, other 'things'.

    S

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