1. You can properly pronounce Neshoba, Chata, Nanih Waiya, Shuqualak,
DeKalb, Kosciusko, Decatur, Yazoo, Pascagoula, Picayune, and Scooba.
2. You think people who complain about the wind in their states are
sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look
for
a funnel.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
the
highway.
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
the
distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You've seen people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes.
11. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in
an
airplane crash.
12. Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
13. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
14. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
15. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
16. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding
date.
17. You have known someone who has a belt buckle bigger than your fist.
18. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other
go
first.
19. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all
in
the same store.
20. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
21. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy Silverado Extended
Bed,
Crew Cab is.
22. You know everything goes better with 'Ranch'.
23. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
24. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your
friends.
Finally, you are 100% Mississippian if you have ever heard or had this
conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
HAHAHAHAHA............heeeey...wait a gosh durned minute!
luv, kitty