Time line of the 1,000 year reign
Year 1: Out of the billions alive before Armeggedon, there are only 6 million granted survival.
Year 2: Reconstruction begins
Year 7: "New scrolls are opened" as a new brochure "Welcome to Paradise" and a new organization book that states that stoning is now replacing disfellowshipping.
Year 20: Survivors begin to murmer that there is no BBQ in paradise
Year 72: The last anointed of the remnant dies, a replacement of a replacement who began partaking in 2003
Year 150: Survivors start to wonder what's so fun about being young again when all you are allowed to do is demo urban centers
Year 300: After 3 centuries of buring bodies and churches, the world begins to look like a JW brochure
Year 350: The resurrection commences with the most recently dead JWs
Year 351: A general mourning begins when it is realized how many are not being resurrected
Year 353: The first apostacy begins when it is confirmed that widow and widowers are no longer married to their resurrected mates.
Year 400: Ancient faithful ones are ressurected. In vengence Uriah kills David who has to be resurrected again. Uriah is stoned. Lot is reunited with his daughters. They spend the night drinking.
Year 550: The mass of dead ones never associated with Jehovah's organization are now being resurrected. A general confusion begins while the resurrected are taught they are not in heaven, Vahalla, or Nirvana. But the Buddhists win the argument that they are indeed reincarnated, not resurrected.
Year 581: It becomes apparent that the attrition rate for the general resurrected is about 50%. Most Caananite children still resent the ethic cleansing and labor camps of the ancient Isrealites. Those who died during the 40 year trek in the wilderness are seriously miffed about the lack of quail. General dissention begins.
Year 620: A record number of suicides among the faithful. Most are not happy with their scant 1 acre parcel and spending full-time hours in the ministry trying to convince a 4th century Greek that he is a soul.
Year 660: The mass stonings are only aggrevating the issue. Rebels unite on the opposite coastline of world headquarters and begin calling it California again. This angers all the circuit and district overseers who had picked out their estates on the beach before Armeggedon ever started.
Year 750: The resurrection is almost complete. Newbies wonder why there is a country of apostates in "Paradise." They are encouraged to have endurance until the "end comes."
Year 880: Australia is completly overwhelmed by apostates. Jehovah's organization is considered under ban there and terrorist vigilantes target faithful ones to revenge those lost to the stonings. Some faithful ones are resurrected 2 or 3 times as a result.
Year 912: The Watchtower counsels faithful ones to serve with a date in view. Only 88 years to go.
Year 1000: Satan is released.
Year 1001: Out of the billions who survived or were resurrected, there are only 6 million granted everlasting life.
Year 1002: Reconstruction begins, again...
