Eyebrows up!... Eyebrows down!...

by Splash 16 Replies latest social humour

  • Splash
    Splash

     Welcome!

     Today... I'm going to talk to you....

     About "sisters!!"

     Now our dear sisters... have a place ... in God's organisation

     They are NOT permitted to teach!

     And they really mustn't gossip!

     But they ARE allowed to look pretty.

     Are you sisters doing all you can... To look pretty?

      Jehovah wants you to look pretty


     And so do the Governing Body!

     We especially like to see your ankles... As Isa 52:7 says... "How comely are the ankles of those bringing good news".

     Therefore, the Governing Body... will soon be appointing... an Ankle Overseer in each congregation

     We know... you dear sisters will work along... with this new arrangement


     It would not be proper... to resist the direction... of Jehovah's glorious chariot.

     So willingly submit... and get those goddam ankles out!

     Erm... I mean... Humble yourselves... before Jehovah God.

     And let your light shine before all old men, Oops, I mean "all men".

     HEY, YOU OVER THERE!!!! ARE YOU VIDEOING THIS???

     Yeah, what of it?

     Well F**** you

  • sir82
    sir82

    That's awesome!

    "7 billion people on the planet, and Jehovah picks these 2 to anoint?"

  • OneEyedJoe
    OneEyedJoe
    That's pretty good.  To really convey how this idiot talks, though, I think you need 3 pictures for each time he says GEE HOOOO VAAAAH.
  • Witness My Fury
    Witness My Fury
    What a bunch of tossers, so glad i'm out.
  • Listener
    Listener

    Very funny.

    As a side it made me wonder why we never see more than one GB member at a time in video's.  Lately they have been showing a GB member seated next to a GB helper but not another GB member.  Maybe they feel it would diminish their individual authority in some way but it would show them working as part of a team which is what the FDS is supposed to be all about. 

     

     

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen
    Maybe Lett is doing a before and after ad for Botox.
  • StarTrekAngel
    StarTrekAngel
    That Lett guy gives me the creeps.
  • StarTrekAngel
    StarTrekAngel

    I love that last pic.. reminds me of the opening of the movie "Friday". If you have not seen it, you are not worthy of this forum. See link bellow..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki801ccg9Yo


  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen
    I always wondered if "Aunt Ester" ( from Sandford and son) was a JW. LOL
  • cleanideas
    cleanideas

    Thanks for the laugh that was hilarious!  

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