The Catholics Use White Smoke. What Do JWs Use???

by minimus 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • minimus
    minimus

    No sh*t?

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    Careful

    Dismembered

    "Don't you go dyin' on me now"

  • minimus
    minimus

    I know. I almost said a bad word.

  • ljwtiamb
    ljwtiamb
    No sh*t?

    No, just the smell!

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    They pull a Stick out their As*! Who ever has the shortest looses!

    Brooke

  • G Money
    G Money

    Smoke screens....

    Smoke and mirrors....

    Star Chamber proceedings...

    Witch hunts....

    Kangaroo Courts...

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    Abnoxious backfire from the exhaust of a rundown "vehicle" nobody wants to have to look at or listen to anymore (and even the passengers are bailing out at a growing rate).

    ~Merry

  • blondie
  • Aude_Sapere
    Aude_Sapere

    New Light.

    Anything with smoke would have 'false religious connotation'.

    -Aude.

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Governing Body meeting notes: "What we have here, is a failure to communicate!" One of the GB. raises his hand, yes, what is it? Because we cannot communicate with the rank and file let's blow smoke and use mirrors, anyone have a chimney? What's a chimney? You know, that hole that Santa Clause climbs down in at night when no one is looking because they are all sleeping.

    Hey, we already put the rank and file to sleep with our failure to communicate, so all we need now is a chimney to blow the smoke out of. Now any one got some of those mirrors that they use at the circus, together we can blow smoke and use mirrors.

    BTW, when we are blowing smoke, let's not forget to suck the rank and file them dry.

    Blueblades

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