by truthseeker 46 Replies latest jw friends
What do you think the new releases will be at the DC?
A brochure or two? A recycled publication with a new title and look?
A two volume publication, "Ezekiel's Prophecies - More New Light for all mankind"
DC's start next month.
Any one with inside info?
How EW JW am I? As soon as I read the title of this thread - I assumed you were talking albums and was going to say Kylie is bound to bring out something sexy and dancy
Another shitty tract, and a crappy brochure. That seems to be the routine now days.
There are quite a few coming out
"Death on the march, its not to late to join the God of love"
"More new light on how we have been wrong"
"How raise your child"--------------written by people who could never have any {bethelites}
Well, considering that they haven't had any new material for 70 years or so, I would suspect that this year, the new release will be a brochure with blank pages, and a hefty price tag. Or they could just say, "to hell with the book, just give us money".
What do you think the new releases will be at the DC?
I've got it on very good authority that there has been much New Light in the past while and that the following booklets will be released this summer:
Ted Jaracz and J.R. Brown: Meet the Fuckers Fockers
Your Youth: Getting Absolutely Nothing Out of It
Nose-Picking: Is It For Christians?
How To Combat Mind Control: Do Exactly As We Say
The Internet or the TV: Which Did Satan Pick In a Double-Blind Test?
Ted Jaracz Has Fallen! JWD Rules!
Magic Mushrooms and the Book of Revelation (buy 5 copies and we'll include a copy of Jack and the Beanstalk)
The Watchtower Symbol: Tracing It's Roots Back To the Pagans
The Apostle Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
God's Kingdom of 1000 has not Approached
Making Your Family Life Happy (only if your married)
there'll be a new brochure for the kiddies called "Die, Die, Die, Suffer, Suffer, Suffer...Wait...Where Are You Going?...Why Are You Leaving?"
Most likely a rehashed old book, brochure, or tract updated with the lastest changes (garbage).
I know the day will come - maybe not this year, maybe not a decade from now - when JWs will be issued WTS-endorsed Interac cards so that they can make direct transfer donations to the WTS.
It will happen first at a District Convention.
