If You Could Ask God One Question

by Big Dog 49 Replies latest social entertainment

  • Dismembered

    We humans die. What's up with that?


    "Don't you go dyin' on me now"

  • candidlynuts

    thats just wrong! lol

  • jeanniebeanz

    Um... You still there?

  • Shania

    You are the Almighty God, why do you need us to prove to everybody how wonderful you are?

  • beebee
    Seriously, I'd ask why a mole rat has eyes but yet cannot see.

    So he can make a good JW!

  • drwtsn32

    Only one question? Well your name wouldn't be Minimus. ;-)

  • zen nudist
    zen nudist

    why did I have a sex drive which could put out an eye

    that I could not use as a teen and

    why has it nearly vanished now that I can?

    damn those viagra people

  • Stromboli

    What will make you say "that's enough"?????????

  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation

    Are you gay or straight? It's just that you don't have a wife or girlfriend and I wondered.. but then you might be a playa, and that's cool. Having your wicked.. er, I mean righteous way with the ladeez and then movin' on.. I mean what are they gonna do; complain? Nah your God, it's all good. But then I was thinking you might be gay as you seem to favour dudes over women. Ladies seem to get a raw deal in your book and.. well all I'm saying is you seem to hang out with guys a lot... Abraham, Job, David, Jacob.. you know, there's a lot. You seem to mention men's 'seed' rather often too.. even more than Graham Norton! Well anyway... Oh shit God can I have a different question? I lost my wallet and I really need to find it.. it's half price drinks at Hooters tonight. Hey, ya wanna come? No, oh well ok.. I think I got the answer to my first question.

  • sad and lonely
    sad and lonely

    did satan really believe he could take your place?

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