We humans die. What's up with that?
Dismembered
"Don't you go dyin' on me now"
If You Could Ask God One Question
by Big Dog 49 Replies latest social entertainment
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candidlynuts
thats just wrong! lol
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jeanniebeanz
Um... You still there?
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Shania
You are the Almighty God, why do you need us to prove to everybody how wonderful you are?
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beebee
Seriously, I'd ask why a mole rat has eyes but yet cannot see.
So he can make a good JW!
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drwtsn32
Only one question? Well your name wouldn't be Minimus. ;-)
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zen nudist
why did I have a sex drive which could put out an eye
that I could not use as a teen and
why has it nearly vanished now that I can?
damn those viagra people
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Stromboli
What will make you say "that's enough"?????????
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New Worldly Translation
Are you gay or straight? It's just that you don't have a wife or girlfriend and I wondered.. but then you might be a playa, and that's cool. Having your wicked.. er, I mean righteous way with the ladeez and then movin' on.. I mean what are they gonna do; complain? Nah your God, it's all good. But then I was thinking you might be gay as you seem to favour dudes over women. Ladies seem to get a raw deal in your book and.. well all I'm saying is you seem to hang out with guys a lot... Abraham, Job, David, Jacob.. you know, there's a lot. You seem to mention men's 'seed' rather often too.. even more than Graham Norton! Well anyway... Oh shit God can I have a different question? I lost my wallet and I really need to find it.. it's half price drinks at Hooters tonight. Hey, ya wanna come? No, oh well ok.. I think I got the answer to my first question.
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sad and lonely
did satan really believe he could take your place?