How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but mature Christians will wait for the new system
How many Elders...?
Three, but only if the lightbulb shows repentance
philo
JW Jokes...
by philo 23 Replies latest jw friends
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Englishman
Philo,
Ha Ha! So, why does it take 6 pre-menstrual women to change a light bulb?
IT JUST DOES, OK MR. CLEVER DICK!
Englishman.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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philo
Why did the sister cross the road?
Never mind that, what was she doing out the kitchen.
Oh, the old ones...
You're up late, my friend. Me? I'm in a totally different timezone, I have my own, it's called RUST (recently unemployed standard time).
philo
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Hmmm
How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four: One to change the lightbulb, and three to proclaim the New Light!
Hmmm,
Who was deeply offended the first time he heard that. Now it cracks me up. -
jayhawk1
Why do Jehovah's Witness women have inverted nipples?
Because the home owner pokes them in the chest saying, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF OF MY PORCH!"
"Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford
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Theo Cratz
I know it's similar to another joke here but here goes,
How many JWs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One and 20 others to explain why the new light was needed
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ChuckD
A slightly different religion, but....
Q: How manu Suni Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: That is not funny and brings reproach to Islam! I condemn you to death!
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Englishman
Why do Sicilians dislike Jehovah's witnesses?
Sicilians don't like ANY witnesses....
Englishman.
..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.
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Fredhall
What do get with a room full of apostates?
Full of crap.
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Bodhisattva
How many JW's does it take to change a light bulb?
- 1 from Legal to make the change.
- 1 from Writing to do the QFR that does not acknowledge that the current bulb is new or that there was ever a bulb there before the current one.
- 6 million rank-and-file JW's to insist that the previous light bulb was NEVER installed.
- 1 apostate to say, "That's the same bulb you took out 20 years ago. And it's burnt out."Bodhisattva