Handkerchiefs are fine as long as they are not used to conceal the sin of onanism
Is that what they call hanky-panky?
Haha I just told the worst joke ever. Quick get on the phone to the guiness world record people.
socks must still be used for this purpose until new light is shed on the matter.
If you can use your socks for such a purpose while also wearing them on your feet you really are a blessed individual.. or a freak of nature, whichever way you want to look at it.