Something to make you all smile and maybe laugh.
Do you remember General Zod from the Superman movies? Well, he has a cult following on the internet. I came across some of these sites years ago. They're very funny. General Zod.net is one one of the best of these sites. My favorite page from that site is Ask Zod.
ASK ZOD!
I will permit you mortals to ask me some questions.
If I deem your question to be worthy enough, I will post it on this
page along with my superior response to it. If I do not deem your
question to be worthy, I will be insulted and I will kill you for this.
Note: General Zod receives THOUSANDS of emails and is too busy
being the ruler of all that exists to answer every one of them.
If you asked Zod a question, check back on this page to see if
he felt your question was indeed worthy enough to respond to.
Recently asked questions:
| Name:........... Jason Swinchock E-Mail:.......... [email protected] =============================== My Question: Dear General Zod, It is hard to type while kneeling before you but I am dealing with it. I would like to know how I may rule a part of planet Houston, like Lex Luther ruled Australia. I am your most loyal slave and I know that asking a question like this could be punishable by death but I would like to aid you with your ruling of Houston! Zod's Response: Lex Luthor was killed. I had no more use for him, and therefore he had to die and Australia is now under my rule once again. Are you suggesting that you would like to go down that same path? If so, I will happily do so. I need no aid in the ruling of planet Houston! All I need is for my loyal slaves to continue KNEELING BEFORE ZOD! |
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