Semper fidelis, nunquam dubium
Join us or die!
Knock, knock, knocking on everyone's door
Are we there yet?
Can you write a JW Motto...?
by Sparkplug 47 Replies latest jw friends
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talesin
Liars 'R' Us
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Jez
"Opps, the truth just changed again"
"Hay, don't blame us, we're just imperfect"
"JW's rule, churches drool"
LOL, I better stop now.....Jez
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Sparkplug
NWT-Very Funny
Are we there yet?
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Effervescent
Cost of chains to keep yourself a prisoner of a sadistic cult hiding under religion- $40
Buying "Crisis of Conscience" on the sly and keeping it hidden from everyone you know- $15
Telling the elders to F#@% Off on your way out the door...... Priceless
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Heatmiser
We take the FUN out of Fundamental.
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talesin
Armageddon or Bust!
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DHL
"Live and let die!"
"New light for sheep"
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Scully
Millions Now Living Will Never Have a Life (with props to Big Dog for posting that the other day)
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Big Dog
Thanks Scully!
Since they are always calling themselves God's army how about some theocratic marching cadences :
Mama, mama can't you see, what the WBTS has done to me, I used to drive a Chevrolet, now I'm preaching everyday.
Well I don't know but I've been told, the Kingdom Hall is mighty cold.
Once knew a sister from old Kentuck, she couldn't cook but she sure could....