Can you write a JW Motto...?

by Sparkplug 47 Replies latest jw friends

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    Someone sent these State Motto's to me and I was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the JW's? I personally will have to think on it for days, but I know some are very quick witted and this could be fun! I posted the State mottos to get us Started.

    KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO



    Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona
    But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain't Everything Ya Know.

    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Great Grandkids.

    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave Your Money)

    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois
    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" or

    Chicago... and nothing else

    Indiana
    2 Billion Years & Still Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa
    Land of a trillion ears.... (of corn)

    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense >>>> From The Canadians

    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.

    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here!

    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets

    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right
    To An Attorney...

    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan or Wisconsin

    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, we didn't surrender yet.

    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee
    The Ed-yo-cashun State

    Texas
    Se Hablo Ingles

    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont
    Ay, Yep

    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington
    We have more rain than you do

    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut The Cheese!

    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Nervous

  • kls
    kls

    Wisconsin
    Come Cut The Cheese! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and they ain't talken swiss

  • ithinkisee
    ithinkisee

    Jehovah's Witness
    "Thousands of microchips implanted at the base of the brain daily."

    -ithinkisee

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    bethel- where grown men wrestle in their underwear and get disfellowshipped for it

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    JW Motto: "Above all else, obedience."

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    bethel- where grown men wrestle in their underwear

    Now That is funny!

  • ezekiel3
    ezekiel3
    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here! LMMFAO

    JW Mottos:

    I'm your front door man.

    It's the indisputable Truth. So don't dispute it!

    Live a life of Urgenzzzzz....

  • minimus
    minimus

    JW Motto------"The Happiest People On Earth"

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug

    "Where You Too Can Have a Hairy Palm"

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    We want what they have

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