Thinking about Vallis assembly post on the other board made me think of an evil idea. Suppose you were at an assembly eating lunch with the elder about to give the next talk (one of those two hour groaners). All of a sudden he leaves to use the bathroom and you have a chance to sneak an illegal narcotic of your choice into his food*. What would you use? and what do you think would happen when the drug takes effect midway through his talk?
lets get the elders stoned
by what_Truth? 25 Replies latest jw experiences
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what_Truth?
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kaykay_mp
I'd try putting cocaine on his french toast (to make it look like powdered sugar). I don't think the taste would fool him though, but they've been fooled by a cult, so anything is possible.
I could imagine the look on his face when his whole mouth goes numb. Forget midway through the talk--he'd be wired before he steps foot on the stage! The 45-minute talk would take 15 minutes because he'd be so wired. Everyone would be annoyed by him tapping the podium and licking his lips every 3 seconds. What would be really embarassing though would be the fact that his nose wouldn't stop running and he'd have a hanky in his hand the whole time. Then he would probably go the the room for nursing mothers to crash after he came down.
I'm a nut.
laters
kaykay_mp
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dh
What would you use?
thallium
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what_Truth?
lol kaykay. If the elder were one of those sadistic asshole types about to give a talk on 'the time of the end' i would spike his orage juice with a liberal dose of LSD. It would be absolutly perfect to have him start tripping and see the 'mark of the beast' on everyone's forhead.
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GetBusyLiving
For sure an hallucinogenic.. prob shrooms would work good, get some in his tea or something.. that would be a trip to watch kick in man.
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Dragonlady76
Extacy and Viagra!
Dragonlady76
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avishai
Sodium pentothal.
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Whiskeyjack
I think Lithium would be better, maybe he'd nod off before the audience!
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Honesty
I say getting them stoned on happy meds is better than them and our former congregation(s) stoning us with big rocks just so the Governing Body can get their jollies.
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stevenyc
avishai Sodium pentothal.
LMAO
steve