Randy, post the link when you have it posted on ebay...........
what about bland cd's so they tape their own musak since they sure don't want to listen to a bunch of worldly music with suggestive lyrics?
a pair of socks to keep their toesies warm when they go door to door?
or how about a ziplock freezer (size large) to keep their WTs in and protect them from the rain? (I knew a few sisters who packaged them like that in their book bags during the rainy weather.