Never ending JWism.....AAAgh!

by Gill 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gill
    Gill

    Did you , when you were a 'proper' Jw, or even a Jw of any description, believe that after Armageddon you wouldn't have to go to the meetings and out on field service anymore? Surely, after Armageddon the control and work from Jehovah would get even greater and the nightmare of being a JW would truly NEVER end.. Do you get my drift or have I had too much Merlot?

    I ask this because my father told me that 'they' needed all these new KHs for when the dead are resurrected and they have to look after them and study with them. How many of them would be screaming 'kill me again' within a year of living in permanent JW land!

    Surely that control freak way of living would then go on and on and on and on.......

  • JH
    JH

    I was told that during the millennium we were to teach the resurrected ones, so yes 1000 more years of meetings. We were also to rebuild the whole world that was destroyed at Armageddon.

  • JH
    JH

    I thought that after the 1000 year millennium, we would be free from all those meetings, and just live a normal Christian life.

  • freedom96
    freedom96

    Can you imagine eternity going to meetings??

    Of course, everyone would be witnesses, so there would be no need to go door to door.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Well, we'd always have to be learning something new, you know.

  • TheEdge
    TheEdge

    Gill, are you crazy, I mean MERLOT???

  • Gill
    Gill

    Mellow merlot!

    Though I do like a nice white zinfrandell which is not white but pink!

    YUM!

  • Goldminer
    Goldminer

    Armageddon is just the beginning of more JWism.

    You'll still have to attend all 5 meetings to learn new stuff.No more door-to-door,but constant bible studies with resurrected ones,might even have to still put in your time.And don't forget to get at least 10 hours even though you're working 50 hours a week like a dog to clean up the earth,while the elders are sitting in their trailer offices writing up your work schedule for next week.

    But don't forget,you'll be so happy,teaching others about the wtbts that preached the "truth" before armageddon,and working at a job you love more than any job you had in the old world,except now you get no paycheque and you are just gushing with happiness.

    No more congregational politics,nepotism,favoritism,looking down on others,judging,frustration,hypocrisy,sex scandals,money scandals,disfellowshippings,funerals that promote the WTS,lazy witnesses.....on and on....blah,blah,blah.

  • Gill
    Gill

    Scary! Looks like being murdered at Armageddon is the best option!

  • Country_Woman
    Country_Woman

    A while ago there was a meeting with a slice show in which Rutherford said:

    "Imagine Paradise will be as a " not - ending - congress "

    Heaven on Earth !!

    I remember saying (softly) God forbid it.

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