What would happen if an elder caught me reading a web site like this?

by inquirer 22 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • inquirer

    :D ha ha ha ha

    I'll list all the "ranks" in the Witness movement, and tell me what they would do?

    PRESIDING OVERSEER (Don't you just love some of these "weird names?" :D )

    And any other titles you can think of. :)

  • under74

    distric overseer (or do we just have different names for them?)

    Is pioneer a ranking or just something for the non-ranked to do?

  • new light
    new light

    Elder: Tell the P.O.

    P.O.: Form a judicial committee

    M.S.: Run and tell an elder

    C.O.: Tell the P.O. to form a judicial committee

    D.O.: Probably couldn't be bothered

  • TheEdge

    Elderettes : would bitch about you mercilessly and nag their downtrodden husbands into action.

    Pioneer Pious : would snitch on you then fade into the background.

  • BrendaCloutier

    Presiding Overseer: Watches over the Ministerial Servant to make sure the slaves are being properly beaten. Stepping in when necessary with his own whip.

    Circuit Overseer: Oversees the PO making sure he isn't going easy on the MS, nor the slaves.

    "Yas Massir, I'se goin' door to door Massir. No Massir, I'se not lookin' at 'postate liturchur. I'se has no edecashu, I'se can not read. Massir, your chamber pot is spotless and outhouse is mucked clean Massir. Kin I'se shine your boots Massir?"

    (Please no insults to blacks intended here)

  • XQsThaiPoes

    Nothing an elder at bethel knows I come here. THe watchtower officially has put a silence on the internet topic and will send a generic letter refering to a km about safe usage which is mostly canned abc news type stuff about how to keep kids from porn. THe real problem is hypocracy or lack of. Bethel is wired to the teeth so it would cramp the bethel life style if the internet as too taboo.

  • fleaman uk
    fleaman uk

    Nothing an elder at bethel knows I come here.

    XQ,s you are joking right?An Elder,any elder would be duty bound to report someone who would visit a Site like this i should think?I presume your still "in"then?

    It would be very strange behaviour for an Elder to turn blind Eyes at stuff like this.

  • in a new york bethel minute
    in a new york bethel minute

    Governing Body: castrate you

  • jgnat

    XQ has special dispensation, plus he lives in a fairly sheltered environment. How else to explain his uniquely coddled view of the society? Who knows, he even may make the cover of a Watchtower some day.

  • MegaDude

    XW is a frequent liar. You shouldn't believe anything he says.

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