What Are Things "Jehovah" Says That Really The "WT. Organization" Says???

by minimus 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • IT Support
    IT Support

    ...that they're God's sole channel of communication.

    A while ago I came across this web site, Comparing the One True Churches , and was fascinated to learn of the number of 'religions' that all claimed to be the 'one true church' and how similar they all are! That really opened my eyes to the fact the JWs are not unique, despite everything they say in the Watchtower magazine!

  • Mary
    Mary
    Can you think of other things that the Witnesses directly attribute to God Himself

    Jeeze, where do I start?

    1. That Abel was the first Jehovah's Witness
    2. Jesus "returned" invisibly in 1914
    3. The F&DSC was chosen in 1919
    4. "You are my witnesses" refers to Jehovah's Witnesses and not the nation of Israel
    5. They are the only true religion
    6. You will die if you take a blood transfusion
    7. You will die at the Big A if you celebrate your birthday
    8. You will die at the Big A if you celebrate Christmas
    9. You will die at the Big A if you don't go out in Service AND report your time on a slip of paper
    10. You must have 2 eye witnesses to the crime of child molestation
    11. The entire book of Revelation
    12. That Jesus is the Mediator for ONLY the 144,000 and not the rest of mankind
    13. The "Great Crowd" are second class Christians

    Too many more to list them all....................

  • minimus
    minimus

    God really disapproves of oral sex since it is practiced by homosexuals.

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Damn, I must be a homosexual.

    I always said I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body,

    but no one ever laughed.

    pevertedly yours,

    u/d

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront
    I am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED with what I have seen on this site! You who were once brothers in the faith now turned apostate! Jehovah word has come true "THE DOGS RETURN TO THEIR OWN VOMIT..." WOE to you because your judgement will be very great!

    Don't you just love being invited into an J-whore-vah's witness' home. It's so great to have another place to spread my very own legion of deminz around.

  • zealofjehu
    zealofjehu

    resistance is futile

    oh wait thats the borg ahh same thing

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