Muff'n'egg and Lemon-Lime Shasta...mmmmmmmmmm....a match made in paradise earth.
So, You've Been Known To Proposition Complete Strangers For Sects
by SixofNine 35 Replies latest jw friends
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simplesally
You obeyed the parking attendants and took the last spot in the row you were directed to, INSTEAD of just taking the first spot in the next row, real close to the convention site.
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Low-Key Lysmith
If you've ever fallen asleep in class or at a business seminar, and when you come to you stand up and sing "life without end at last."
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Mary
....Even though they were promised "protection"
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doodle-v
If you actually would HIDE the fact from your parents that you were taking college transfer classes....
-Doodle-V
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stillajwexelder
This thread has me ROTFLOL
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LittleToe
...you wasted many days of your adolescence walking round and round and round sports arenas.
...you never asked out that gorgeous looking person because you weren't ready for marriage.
...in the process of "propositioning complete strangers for sects" you spent more time in discourse than intercourse.
...or neither......you ever hid a briefcase in a plasic bag.
...you believed the way your sects performed was the only way it should be done.
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xjw_b12
...you prayed for rain on Saturday Morning.
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zealofjehu
if you spent your last few dollars on a "faminly vacation" knowing you would only spend half the day s
leepingtaking notes and the other half waiting to eatif you run out at midnight to buy a brand new brief case because the co lauhgted at yours
if you run next door just to get a wiff of thanksgiving dinner to remeber the good old days
if you ever beeped your horn at a beware of dog sign
if you ever siad i know your in a rush ill be breif and then spend the next five minuts introducing your self
just a few
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95stormfront
...you relish the thought of 6 billion people being killed so that 6 million can have the earth for themselves.