So, You've Been Known To Proposition Complete Strangers For Sects

...every time you went to Home Depot and walked through the aisle where doors are displayed, you were compelled to knock on them. (i got this from a web site, but if i post it. i'll give all the good jokes away...)

BluesBrother

You have never bought your wife a birthday present..

You have never pulled a Christmas Cracker

You dont invest in a pension 'cos the word is bound to end soon , or later or later ..........

You have wasted uncountable weekends taking books that nobody reads to houses where nobody is home , for no pay and no pleasure....

Doh!!

czarofmischief

IF the proper response to a nightmare is "Oh Jehovah, help me!"

If you spent more time in a cheap suit than a convict.

If you've seriously considered what jobs God approves of.

CZAR

blondie

If you realize things are getting worse and you're
thrilled.

confusedjw

If you realize things are getting worse and you're
thrilled.

Oh my goodness Blondie. If that doesn't hit home nothing does. What a great sardonic point you made.

gumby

You start feeling guilty after you masterba.. ah, never mind.

Gumby

HoChiMin

You dred: Sunday morning, Tuesday night, Thursday night, Saturday morning, and every day before a meeting because the next day has a meeting.

HCM

under74

...you're completely paranoid someone will find out what you've been thinking

....you have a nice house picked out for after armageddon

....you have a strange kinship with Job

....you're convinced demons can exist in furniture, toys, cartoon, wallpaper...and so on and so on...

So, You've Been Known To Proposition Complete Strangers For Sects

SixofNine

twolips

Incense_and_Peppermints