Rabbit is One Year Old !

by Rabbit 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Rabbit

    Yes, it's true. I know it is not a great achievement for mankind, but, it is for me. I never really had a voice before and now in a year...I have been able to give my meager opinion almost 1000 times.


  • dh

    let's get high.

  • Been there
    Been there

    Happy Birthday

    In 47 more meager opinions you will be Jedi! Now that's opinionated

    to many more years of opinionation. Congrates.

  • Brummie

    Happy JWD Birthday Rabbit,

  • gumby

    Hey Wabbit.....you wanna play 'pin the tail on the sheep' like we did in Dallas to celebrate your one year?............

    I also got a present for you! Schizm finally told me how Lots daughters retrieved daddys tadpoles out of him and fertilized themselves. I'll wrap the answer in a box with a big pink bow on it like you like and send it to ya.....k?

    Happy 1 year bro......it's been a pleasure!


  • seeitallclearlynow

    Happy First Anniversary Rabbit. You've been a pleasure to read.

  • jgnat

    Congratulations, Rabbit! Almost a thousand opinions in a single year! Funny, Gumby, about the Schizm obsession. I stalked Bleep the first few months I posted here, trying to see if I could get an independent thought out of that JW apologist. I have about given up. JW's start thinking for themselves when they are good and ready, not before. Schizm may have left the organization, but that mindset certainly hasn't.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    Congrats Mr. Rabbit!!

  • FMZ

    Congrats mate! Hope things are going well...

    Oh, and give Mrs. Rabbit a pinch on the butt from me


  • Englishman

    OK, a special song for Rabbit from London's very own Chas & Dave:

    Pstt..To "rabbit" is UK slang meaning to chatter a lot.

    Rabbit, rabbit .....(repeat)

    You got a beatiful chin,
    You got beautiful skin,
    You got a beautiful face,
    You got taste

    You got beautiful eyes,
    You got beautiful thighs,
    You got a lot, without a doubt,
    But I'm thinkin' bout blowin you out,

    Cos, you won't stop talking,
    Why don't you give it a rest?
    You got more rabbit than sainsburys
    Its time you got it off your chest
    Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart in 2 CHORUS
    I knew right off when I first met my eyes on you
    But how was I to know you'd break my ear holes too,
    with your excessive talking,
    you're becoming a PEST,

    rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.....(repeat)

    Now your a wonderful girl,
    you got a wonderful smell,
    you got wonderful arms,
    you got charms

    You got wonderful hair,
    We make a wonderful pair,
    No I don't mind havin' a chat....
    But, you have to keep givin' it that,

    (chorus) rabbit, rabbit, rabbit (repeat)


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