Apostasy - for hacking into the system and changing all the 607 references to 586/587
If You HAD To Be Disfellowshipped For Something, What Would It Be?
by minimus 36 Replies latest jw friends
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glitter
Getting thrown out for streaking at the convention would be legend-making. I'll take that. :D
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gypsywildone
I'd make up about a 4 hour story involving orgies in exotic locations involving Bethelites & ministerial servants, spies, international intrigue, hypnotists, etc. Till they had a hard time figuring out if I was crazy, or they were
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new light
Definitely some huge statement that makes hundreds or thousands of dubs question everything. Like a huge banner unfurling from the ceiling at a District Convention. Or maybe a high-profile piece on national TV.
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minimus
These are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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prophecor
For being John Holmes having done Vanessa Del Rio
If You Have to Ask.............
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minimus
You're showing your age!
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prophecor
Nothing could be finer than to be in her v----a in the morning
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TresHappy
"Look and I saw myriads of reasons, which no man was able to number, for which to be disfellowshipped..."
Which one does TresHappy choose? The one that is the most fun....just drop me off at Fornication Station!
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prophecor
In the words of the infamous Colnel Frank Slade
"There only two sylables in the world worth mentioning."
( swiging his JD )
P---Y!
Scent of a Woman