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Yes, for all those men who say, "why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free."
Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sauage.
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about lifestyles. The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. You know..."Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologoist."
The second guy says "I'm a DINK. You know. "Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know. "Rich, Urban Biker."
They turn to one women and ask her, "What are you? She replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know. Wash, Iron, F--k, Etc.
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "I am a BITCH."
The men laugh and ask in unison, "What exactly is a BITCH?"
The women calmly replies, "Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "Bitch" - SMILE:) ...and say, "Thank You!!"
Guest77
For all those men who say ; Also a BITCH story
by Golf 5 Replies latest social humour
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Golf
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Merry Christmas Golf.
Love, sKally
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Golf
Skally, enjoy the holidays and the best of health. Do you have a Christmas tree or a Conspiracy one? Ha ha.
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This B.I.T.C.H. has a 6' plastic Christmas tree. Less mess!
{{ kisses }}
sKally
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Thanks, you gave me a hearty laugh.
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bem
Hello Golf in connection with this line of thinking: Heard from a fellow JWD board member.
- B-Babe
- I - in
- T- total
- C - control
- of H-herself
Dorothy