Oh man, this is HILARIOUS.......A friend of mine who left the Borg a few years ago and is now DF'd, was making a delivery (he's a truck driver) to a company where they're all Witnesses. He knew they were Dubs, but they had no idea he used to be one. As he was finishing his delivery, one of them says to him "did you know that Jesus did not celebrate his birthday on December 25th?"
Without skipping a beat, Dave (my friend) shot back "Did you know that Jesus never wrote down how many hours he spent preaching every month?" Needless to say, the look on the guys' face was priceless. He was shocked for a moment and then said "well, ya I guess you're right." He naturally then asked if Dave was a Witness. He never let on that he was DF'd but he said "no, but my mother is, but she's not a very good one." The guy then offered him the mags. Dave said "I'll take them if you promise that you won't write it down on your Service Report." The guy REFUSED!! Dave said "So counting hours is more important than preaching eh? Don't you think that GOD knows how many hours you spend preaching??" So when he was leaving, Dave goes "Merry Christmas!"
What a frigging joke!!