Haven't seen a KM in a while, but this blew me away!

by Nosferatu 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    I have used those "sermons" to show how little the WTS really mentions the "kingdom" or "Jesus" in their canned material. Except for December, out of 48 sermons, only 2 or 3 mention Jesus (or Jehovah) or the kingdom.

    Notice how they avoid saying anything about being Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • Nicolas
    Nicolas

    if Armageddon doesn't happen at the predicted date then


    change the rules


    tell them that they never predicted it


    if they don't believe it then


    disfellowship them


    end if


    end if

    I'm still pretty good with coding in Visual Basic ;-)

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    ROFL as all the old BASIC programmers come out of the woodwork!

    BTW, jws wrote:

    Now some marketing team at Bethel can come up with the most appealing pitches and the loyal JWs can just repeat them in harmony.
    The sad thing is that the canned pitches are about as appealing as a wet rag. If I still had my KMs I'd post a sample... it's basically the same kind of crap as in the Reasoning book introductions, just shortened.
  • Quotes
    Quotes

    Nos, your code was flawless in execution, but is missing some important logic!

    You need the "if not interested" conditional to branch to a subroutine which goes through the Reasoning Books section on "overcoming common objections in the field"

    ~Quotes, of the "Programming because it is EXACTLY the correct metaphor" class

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