"We've gone on holiday by mistake." - Richard E. Grant, Withnail and I
"You don't seem to want to accept the fact that you're dealing with an expert in guerilla warfare. With a man who's the best. With guns, with knives, with his bare hands. With a man who's been trained to ignore pain. To ignore weather. To live off the land! To eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personell. To kill. PERIOD! To win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best."
"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" - Elf
This was my "busy" outgoing message on my cel phone for a long time.