I'm younger than Jennifer Lopez. Woo hoo, Woo hoo. Time to hit the gym. I think there's hope for me yet. I even think my booty will be smaller than hers. Surprise Surprise.She's got a whole lot a behind goin on. go jlo.
Something to make you feel old.
by gumby 21 Replies latest social humour
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redhotchilipepper
Don't be shy codeblue. We'll love you any age you are. Maybe you're underage and shouldn't be reading some of the comments on this site. Get out the wooden spoon for codeblue. She's just a babe and needs a spankin.
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Gill
Sorry for not playing Gumby, but you can't make me feel old.
I only have to look in the mirror and people still think I'm my 22 year old daughter's sister!
Only sensible thing my mother ever taught me was to take lots of vitamins all my life. Seems it's finally paying off dividends!
Smug fat head that I am!
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frenchbabyface
You said your birthday is 7 / 14 / 1967
which means you are 37 years old and about:14 years 11 months older than Prince William, age 22
(that's the one I knew cause he is the same age of my son !!!)and that you were:
34 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America(felt in the cross road of my life by age and at the end of the world by CNN)
30 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash(yeah lots of people do die - even in car crash ... so ...)2 years old at the time the first man stepped on the moon(so what is it exactly about this story BTW ?)
not yet 1 year old when Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated
What a guy ... but I have special feelings for MALCOM X too ... (we needed both ... ) -
notperfectyet
Interestin...the only thing it came up for me is that I wasn't quite a year old the first time Gumby got laid.
That either makes Gumby really old or he is a Gumbho.
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flower
55 years 7 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 88
52 years 1 month younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
48 years 0 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
40 years 9 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 73
38 years 7 months younger than Larry King, age 71
32 years 4 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
28 years 11 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
25 years 11 months younger than George W. Bush, age 58
20 years 11 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
16 years 8 months younger than Bill Gates, age 49
11 years 10 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 44
5 years 11 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
1 year 11 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
3 years 7 months older than Tiger Woods, age 28
10 years 0 months older than Prince William, age 22nope I still dont feel old :-)
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Jim_TX
Hmmm... something about being 21 - when Noah stepped off the ark...
Funny... I don't feel that old. <wide grin>
Jim TX
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Vivamus
MWahahahahaha, I am so YOUNG!
61 years 8 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 88
58 years 2 months younger than Pope John Paul II, age 84
54 years 1 month younger than George Herbert Bush, age 80
46 years 9 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 73
44 years 8 months younger than Larry King, age 71
38 years 5 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 64
35 years 0 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 61
32 years 0 months younger than George W. Bush, age 58
27 years 0 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 53
22 years 8 months younger than Bill Gates, age 49
17 years 10 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 44
12 years 0 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 38
7 years 11 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 34
2 years 6 months younger than Tiger Woods, age 28
4 years 0 months older than Prince William, age 22and that you were:
23 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America
21 years old on the first day of Y2K
19 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash
16 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing
15 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder
14 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center
12 years old when Operation Desert Storm began
11 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall
7 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded
5 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh
4 years old during Sally Ride's travel in space
2 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.
a 1 year old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began -
LittleToe
NPY:
Interestin...the only thing it came up for me is that I wasn't quite a year old the first time Gumby got laid.
Could be worse. You could have born not quite one year after Gumby first got laid!!!
Of course then you'd be all bendy n green n stuff.
You're very bendy??
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gumby
She wasn't too bendy when me and FMZ was going to put her in a luggage cart just to get her to her room. She just kinda melted.
Gumby
She don't wake up too good either